Beware!! RooaaRRRR!!

Ladies & gentlemen, Boys and Girls...
This is an important reminder:

BEWARE OF A BLACK JAGUAR ALONG LORNIE ROAD, DRIVEN BY AN AUNTIE DRIVER, WITH A OLD AUNTIE BY HER SIDE.

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IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING BEHIND, PLEASE MAKE SURE U CHANT 100 TIMES ON THAT MORNING.

She was driving on the 1st lane, at 40km/hr.
THE JAGUAR becomes A ROAD HAZARD.
JAGUAR IS ONE OF THE FASTEST SPRINTER IN THE WORLD.
SUDDENLY SEEMS LIKE A TURTLE IS FASTER.
GUESS WAT? I'M STUPID ENUFF TO FOLLOW BEHIND BEING THE 3RD CAR.

PLEASE, AUNTIES, IF YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE ROADS PLEASE STAY IN THE BLOODY SAFE MIDDLE LANE. IF U THINK U'RE IN TAIWAN.... THERE'S NO AH BIAN HERE... SO.... THE 1ST LANE IS NOT THE SLOWEST LANE. BECOS U OWN A JAGUAR, DOESNT MEAN U OWN THE ROAD

AND... DUN SPOIL THE REPUTATION OF LADY DRIVERS....

Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, Auntie and Ladies are different.
Keep In Mind.

PS: Dear Jaguar auntie, wat r u honking mi for? cant u open yr bloody eyes and see yr speedo meter?