neighbour first, bankers second.

and now i think my title makes sense.
those who have known mi well enough knows i works at certain P**B Bank.
it's suppose to be a mass consumer bank, targeting at almost every little living things tat can survive on this small dot island.

well... here's our slogan:"neighbours first, bankers second"
and people really listen and act on it unknowingly and conveniently.

Customer 1:" i wanna pay my singtel bills here"
Customer 2: -threw her income tax bill on my table "i wanna pay my tax by nets pls"
Customer 3: "miss... i wanna buy stamps to send this parcel overseas"
banker: " sorry mdm, here ain't a post office, it's P**B bank"
[it always took them a while to realise this 2 are totally not related-well not anymore]
the police no longer wears short pants already!

we were chatting after office hours.
colleague 1 mention she had this customer who came running in:
"miss i lost my father"
* almost laff till i drop on e floor. tears came out.
for goodness sake. since when does the bank looks like it's a POLICE POST?
hum... maybe the cisco was here.

NEXT TIME, i believe i'll see people coming in...
*miss! char keow teow 1 packet take away pls!"
* kopi O less sugar!
* i lost my dog-sobbing
*my i-phone spoils... can u help mi to get it repair?